Well, my time in Chico is drawing to a close and there are only a handful of days left until my big move to Fairfield. I am so ready for this new adventure and to actually be in the same place as my Favorite! I'll be using this blog to keep in touch with family and close friends, instead of putting pictures and info all over facebook. PLEASE stay in touch! Remember; phones work in both ways! :) Fairfield is only 2 hours from Chico and very close to Napa, SF, and Sacramento.

Because my Family is freakin' HILARIOUS!

Revamped my blog a bit. Changed the background (still lame) and changed it to be not only the hilarious things my family says, but also random hilarity and musings, etc. However, I REFUSE to have a "Dear, Diary" blog. You won't get lots of personal thoughts and feelings via this blog, but I hope you laugh your hiney off!

Haven't posted any hilarious quotes from my family on here in a while; the main reason being that anytime someone (mainly my mother or father) said something hilarious (all be it slightly inappropriate... making it all the more funny) it would be followed up by, "THAT BETTER NOT MAKE YOUR BLOG!!!"

I didn't think much of my posting absence, until my cousin mentioned that he had not seen a new post in a while. So, back by popular (one person asking) demand... Hilariousness from my family!

[Email exchange with Dad]

H: *emailed photos of a daytrip to Buck's Lake*

M: AWESOME! Looks like a lot of fun!

H: It was. What did you do today?

M: Went to work like the productive member of society you raised me to be... Then came home an took a nap.

[Email exchange with Dad]

H: (to many family members) Chris is coming for a quick visit and that's a great reason to throw a party. She is planning a sewing and kibitzing fest with her sisters on Saturday, February 25. How about we get together at at the HCM abode for a Chrissy Fix on Sunday the 26th? I will have some tri-tips* on the grill and some cold beverages. Plan on getting here around 1 or 2 and we can commence to the vittles at 3 or so. Remember this is next weekend! Please let us know if you can make it. If I have neglected anyone, that wasn't intentional. Bring 'em along. RSVP!**

Remember, this is next Sunday.

*Chris, tri tips are what we Californios BBQ instead of brisket like you Tejanos

**That is French for let me know if you are coming. It helps me plan how much to buy. Give a brother a hand, literally, and let me know!

M:I will be there. Is there anything I can bring? Also, this email makes me so proud to be your spawn; it's hilarious and slathered in sarcasm and Yiddish.

H: You gotta have chutzpah. 

[Text message conversation with Sister]

A: One of my facebook friends just said, "plain tickets are so expensive." Homonym fail.

M: That's odd. You'd think that plain tickets would be cheap and that fancy/ornate tickets would be expensive.

A: You wood think.

[Text message conversation with Dad]

H: I just saw a broke down old codger (not me!) walking into Ray's Liquor wearing chaps. YOUR TEAM!

[Text message conversation with Dad]

M: Do you have a 16mm combination wrench?

H: Not on me at the moment. What is it for?

[Text message conversation with Mom]

*You should know that our family plays the License plate game religiously!*

M: Manitoba

R: Good one, eh?

[Text message conversation with Mom]

R: Bumper sticker I saw today: "I'm not passing judgement, i just think you are stupid."

[Text message conversation with Mom]

M: Definitely just plucked a gray eyebrow hair. Great.

R: Haha

M: Bitch